I quit my job today! I also: helped make an Easter Egg hunt, forgot to turn on a power bar, stocked the candy cases, talked with Niall about the verb blaspheme, ate some fruit salad, heard a lot about the book Lamb by Christopher Moore*, walked home, ate a delicious supper, fell asleep on the couch, and watched the newest episode of Party Down.
All in all, it was a pretty good day. There was one terrible thing that happened, though. A terrible thing. A truly awful thing.
I found out about this:
This is a Cassowary, and Cassowaries are, as far as I can tell, the scariest thing ever to exist in real life. They are just as freaky looking as turkeys (maybe even freakier, because of how they are blue) plus they have the ability to charge you and rip out your stomach with their evil claw feet. And they will totally do it. Because they are evil. I thought about looking them up on YouTube but I don't think I can handle something that traumatic right before bed. Or ever, maybe.*It is hilarious, sexy and touching, supposedly.
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