#65 - Oh, What A Day It Has Been

Guess what I just found out, you guys? I use the same salad dressing as George Clooney! And that is just the capper on a day full of exciting events:

-I got an extension on my women's studies essay (Yaaay!)
-I ate a pizza sub, which was good but it wasn't really toasted, and it had cross-ways onions
-I attended the nerdiest English class ever and:
-learned that the word "smog" was coined in 1904 by the head of London's Coal Smoke Abatement Association
-held a replica of Sting, the sword from the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings
-learned about Elvish divorce law ("elves, like geese, are meant to mate but once")
-pondered the dilemma of answering the question "Do you still beat your wife?". Doesn't matter if you say yes or no, you still come off looking like an abusive asshole.
-I had a three hour nap
-I watched The Hills

Today has been glorious, which is good because tomorrow is going to consist of:

-finishing my women's studies paper
-studying French
-cooking supper
-working on my English essay