...and the world is rearranged
I had such a fun birthday party tonight!! I played pool! I did karaoke! I drank a lot! Is drank a word? Whatever.
4.19.2008
4.15.2008
#71 - I Like It In The City
when the air is so thick, and opaque
NUMBERWANG!! Watch the first one first, but the second one is better.
NUMBERWANG!! Watch the first one first, but the second one is better.
4.14.2008
#70 - It's Been Awhile How You've Come Back In Style
singing hey na ne na na na na.
Wouldn't it be funny if from now on whenever I used lyrics for titles they were nonsense words? I think it would. I lot of songs that I like have nonsense, too, so it's completely plausible.
It is birthday season here in Saskatchewan. Everyone is having a birthday right now, it feels like. People keep asking me what I want and I can never think what to tell them, but I will make a list anyway*.
Birthday Wishlist
*There have been no List Fridays in a couple weeks. They are on hiatus. Maybe after finals are done and I am into the swing of summer they'll come back. But also, I might be posting more because I won't bother saving things to be put into list form.
Wouldn't it be funny if from now on whenever I used lyrics for titles they were nonsense words? I think it would. I lot of songs that I like have nonsense, too, so it's completely plausible.
It is birthday season here in Saskatchewan. Everyone is having a birthday right now, it feels like. People keep asking me what I want and I can never think what to tell them, but I will make a list anyway*.
Birthday Wishlist
- typewriter
- haircut
- Feist ticket
- a darkroom in my basement
- a glass pen from Paper Pmbrella
- vellum, also from Paper Umbrella
- money
- books
- a clarinet instructional book
- a shoe rack
- a plane ticket to Montreal
- art books
- a really nice messenger bag made of some form of natural fibres for school/Quebec
- a repair for my sewing machine
*There have been no List Fridays in a couple weeks. They are on hiatus. Maybe after finals are done and I am into the swing of summer they'll come back. But also, I might be posting more because I won't bother saving things to be put into list form.
4.13.2008
#69 - Na-Na-Nanana
ah-aaa, ah-aaa
Bonus points if you can guess what song that is.
Today is an excellent day, here is why:
Bonus points if you can guess what song that is.
Today is an excellent day, here is why:
- I finally e-mailed my English prof my final essay of the semester
- I went out for coffee with Number One
- After sending my essay I got to go for a bike ride (first one of the year!) in a t-shirt, because that's how nice it is outside today
- Right now I am watching "In the Land of Women", which is not really a good movie, but I still kind of enjoy it. I really like Kristen Stewart, even though she is kind of irritating and disturbingly thin.
- After this I get to do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day. Lovely.
4.12.2008
#68 - I Am Officially Bored Now...
... I have a certificate.
Does no one love Garfield w/o Garfield as much as me? No one??
Does no one love Garfield w/o Garfield as much as me? No one??
4.10.2008
#67 - Sukie Was A Kid, She Liked To Hang Out At The Art School
She didn't enroll, but she wiped the floor with all the arseholes
She took a bijou flat with the fraternity cat
She hid inside the attic of the sculpture building
She had a slut slave and his name was Dave
She said ‘Be my photo bitch and I'll make you rich'
He didn't believe her but the boy revered her
He got her meals and he got her a bed
He watched behind the screen and she started to undress
He never got far
Just lookin' and playing guitar
Garfield Without Garfield
That is all.
She took a bijou flat with the fraternity cat
She hid inside the attic of the sculpture building
She had a slut slave and his name was Dave
She said ‘Be my photo bitch and I'll make you rich'
He didn't believe her but the boy revered her
He got her meals and he got her a bed
He watched behind the screen and she started to undress
He never got far
Just lookin' and playing guitar
Garfield Without Garfield
That is all.
4.08.2008
#66 - If Something In The Deli Aisle Makes You Cry
...of course I'll put my arms around you and I'll walk you outside
I just lifted a line out of The Wire and put it, almost verbatim, into my women's studies paper. I don't think it counts as plagiarism though, because on The Wire they were talking about drug dealing and in my essay I am talking about sexual harassment.
A note to Anonymous: Kraft Spritzer, Balsamic Breeze
I just lifted a line out of The Wire and put it, almost verbatim, into my women's studies paper. I don't think it counts as plagiarism though, because on The Wire they were talking about drug dealing and in my essay I am talking about sexual harassment.
A note to Anonymous: Kraft Spritzer, Balsamic Breeze
4.07.2008
#65 - Oh, What A Day It Has Been
Guess what I just found out, you guys? I use the same salad dressing as George Clooney! And that is just the capper on a day full of exciting events:
-I got an extension on my women's studies essay (Yaaay!)
-I ate a pizza sub, which was good but it wasn't really toasted, and it had cross-ways onions
-I attended the nerdiest English class ever and:
-learned that the word "smog" was coined in 1904 by the head of London's Coal Smoke Abatement Association
-held a replica of Sting, the sword from the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings
-learned about Elvish divorce law ("elves, like geese, are meant to mate but once")
-pondered the dilemma of answering the question "Do you still beat your wife?". Doesn't matter if you say yes or no, you still come off looking like an abusive asshole.
-I had a three hour nap
-I watched The Hills
Today has been glorious, which is good because tomorrow is going to consist of:
-finishing my women's studies paper
-studying French
-cooking supper
-working on my English essay
-I got an extension on my women's studies essay (Yaaay!)
-I ate a pizza sub, which was good but it wasn't really toasted, and it had cross-ways onions
-I attended the nerdiest English class ever and:
-learned that the word "smog" was coined in 1904 by the head of London's Coal Smoke Abatement Association
-held a replica of Sting, the sword from the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings
-learned about Elvish divorce law ("elves, like geese, are meant to mate but once")
-pondered the dilemma of answering the question "Do you still beat your wife?". Doesn't matter if you say yes or no, you still come off looking like an abusive asshole.
-I had a three hour nap
-I watched The Hills
Today has been glorious, which is good because tomorrow is going to consist of:
-finishing my women's studies paper
-studying French
-cooking supper
-working on my English essay
4.02.2008
#64 - I Don't Think I'll Ever Do That Again
I'll end up winning and I won't know why
You guys, I am totally an adult know. How do I know this? I know this because I just received a letter in the mail telling me that I have a pension fund. A pension fund. How exciting. It has fifty dollars and seven cents in it. Also, I sometimes say 'plug the meter' and I know what the word gauche means which, according to my friend Amy, means that I am actually an old man.
I don't think I've even indented a post before. Hmmmm.
You guys, I am totally an adult know. How do I know this? I know this because I just received a letter in the mail telling me that I have a pension fund. A pension fund. How exciting. It has fifty dollars and seven cents in it. Also, I sometimes say 'plug the meter' and I know what the word gauche means which, according to my friend Amy, means that I am actually an old man.
I don't think I've even indented a post before. Hmmmm.
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