(note: It helps to have a special event the next day which requires much thought and preparation)
- try on everything you own in hopes of finding something to wear to the wedding tomorrow.
- upon deciding that you have absolutely nothing to wear in your overflowing drawers and closet go to two different malls to buy an entirely new outfit.
- watch TV while you alter new outfit. for bonus time-wasting it helps if you hand-sew.
- Finish watching What Not To Wear. It is vitally important that you see thorugh to the end the transformation of the frumpy television executive.
- talk on the phone with your sister.
- make a call to your grandmother telling her you can't make Thanksgiving at her house. You were dreading this call, but in the face of actual homework it doesn't seem so bad.
- call best friend and co-ordinate Sunday brunch.
- go on Google maps and look up: your house to the wedding location, wedding location to hotel, hotel to friend's house in Saskatoon, your house to the house of your friend down the street, friend's house to China
- catch up on facebook correspondence.
- construct a playlist of perfect essay writing music (this should take at least an hour)
- clean up iTunes songs, deleting doubles and making sure all titles are properly capitalized
- spend half an hour trying to decide how to do hair for wedding. decide to do it like you always do.
- make a list of all homework due in the next two weeks, and make a schedule of when everything should get done. exclude essay you are currently avoiding.
- realize how much stuff you have done tonight that is not said essay.
- make a list of all that stuff.
- post that list on the internet.
1 comment:
Cleaning up my iTunes has become a large part of my free time, f.y.i. I am with you there.
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